by Deathwish22 2 years ago
THE DW AWARDS
SEASON 49 EDITION
THE BILL BELICHICK AWARD
(Most wins during regular season)
Panthers (Fazz)
In Season 49…Fazz finished with a perfect 17-0 record, the best record in the SML.
THE CFL AWARD
(Fewest wins during regular season)
Vikings (TTS)
TTS finished with a regular season record of 2-15, the worst record in the SML.
THE TANK AWARD
(Award for the team that performed the most below expectations during the regular season)
Ravens (QP)
Ok, so he doesn’t really belong here as he had to give away a ton of games this season, QP missed the playoffs for the first time all cycle finishing with a record of 6-11. While he might not have tanked, the SML had much higher expectations of QP in Season 49.
THE BRICK SHITHOUSE AWARD
(Best offensive team in the league based on total yards)
Panthers (Fazz)
Fazz dominated on offense in Season 49 leading the league in total offensive yards with 6748 yards total.
THE PEYTON MANNING AWARD
(Most passing yards during regular season)
Panthers (Fazz)
Fazz led the league in passing this season with 4769 total yards.
THE ERIC DICKERSON AWARD
(Most rushing yards during regular season)
Eagles (Dump)
Dump led the league in total rushing yards with 2222 total.
THE JOHN FOX AWARD
(Highest scoring team during regular season)
Panthers (Fazz)
Fazz led the league in scoring averaging 35.2 PPG.
THE DAN MARINO AWARD
(Most touchdown passes thrown during regular season)
Panthers (Fazz)
Fazz led the league in total passing touchdowns on the season with 49 total.
THE LADAINIAN TOMLINSON AWARD
(Most rushing touchdowns scored during regular season)
Cardinals (NYT)
NYT led the league in total rushing touchdowns with 40 total.
THE MICHAEL THOMAS AWARD
(Most receptions during regular season)
Texans (QB)
QB’s WR Manny Beckett led the SML with the most receptions in the league with 90 total on the season.
THE MEGATRON AWARD
(Most receiving yards during regular season)
Seahawks (Spooky)
Spooky’s WR D.K. Metcalf led the league in total receiving yards with 1801 total.
THE RANDY MOSS AWARD
(Most receiving touchdowns during regular season)
Seahawks (Spooky)
Spooky’s WR D.K. Metcalf led the league in receiving touchdowns with 21 total.
THE STEEL CURTAIN AWARD
(Fewest total defensive yards given up during regular season)
Panthers (Fazz)
Fazz finished the season with the best defense in the SML allowing only 4636 total yards on defense.
THE MARVIN LEWIS AWARD
(Fewest defensive points allowed during regular season)
Raiders (Dmues)
Dmues gave up the fewest amount of points on defense on the season with only 311 (18.3 PPG) total.
THE BUDDY RYAN AWARD
(Most total defensive team sacks during the regular season)
Steelers (RD)
RD led the league in total sacks on defense with 42 total, 2 more than the next closest opponent (Meats).
THE SID GILLMAN AWARD
(Most defensive team interceptions during regular season)
Lions (Klinke)
Klinke led the league in total interceptions on defense with 44 total, 1 more than the next closest opponent (Nole).
THE MICHAEL STRAHAN AWARD
(Most individual sacks with a single player during the regular season)
Eagles (Dump)
Dump’s DE Tavarres Gooden led the entire SML in total sacks with 16 total.
THE NIGHT TRAIN LANE AWARD
(Most individual interceptions with a single player during the regular season)
Colts (Prime)
Prime’s CB Julian Blackom led the entire SML in total interceptions with 11 total.
THE RAY LEWIS AWARD
(Most individual tackles with a single player during the regular season)
Lions (Klinke)
Klinke’s MLB George Hickman led the entire SML in total tackles with 114 total.
THE TOM BRADY AWARD
(Fewest interceptions thrown during regular season)
Raiders (Dmues)
Dmues led the league in fewest interceptions thrown with only 8 total (third year in a row that Dmues has won this award).
THE TOM CATLIN AWARD
(Most total defensive team takeaways during regular season)
Lions (Klinke)
Klinke led the league in total takeaways on defense with 53 total, 8 more than the next closest opponent (Prime).
THE PARTICIPATION TROPHY AWARD
(Fewest total offensive yards during regular season)
Jets (KJ)
KJ finished dead last in total offensive yards with 4303 total on the season.
THE POLISHED TURD AWARD
(Lowest scoring offense during the regular season)
Jets (KJ)
KJ finished the season with the lowest scoring offense in the league averaging only 18.0 PPG.
THE SWISS CHEESE AWARD
(Most total defensive yards given up during the regular season)
Giants (Pauly)
Pauly allowed the most total yards on defense on the season allowing 6401 total yards of offense.
THE DOORMAT OF THE YEAR AWARD
(Most points given up on defense during the regular season)
Vikings (TTS)
TTS gave up the most total points on defense on the season giving up 609 (35.8 PPG) points.
THE POWDER PUFF AWARD
(Fewest sacks during regular season)
Jets (KJ)
KJ only recorded 12 sacks with his Jets defense in Season 49.
THE GIVE IT AWAY GIVE IT AWAY GIVE IT AWAY NOW AWARD
(Most total giveaways on offense during the regular season)
Dolphins (Mike)
Mike led the league in total giveaways turning the ball over 52 times during the regular season.
THE STEVIE WONDER AWARD
(Most interceptions thrown during regular season)
Dolphins (Mike)
Mike led the league in most interceptions thrown during the regular season with 43 total.
THE BUTTERFINGER AWARD
(Most fumbles lost during regular season)
Bengals (Monty)
Monty led the league with the most fumbles lost during the regular season with 11 total.
THE HEINZ KETCHUP AWARD
(Highest Scoring Percentage in the Red Zone)
Giants (Pauly)
Pauly led the league with the highest scoring offensive Red Zone percentage, scoring on 81% of his trips to the Red Zone.
THE JUSTIN TUCKER AWARD
(Most field goals made during the regular season)
Cowboys (Grams)
Grams’ kicker Brian Johnson led the league with the most field goals made during the regular season with 31 total.
THE DAS BOOT AWARD
(Highest average punt distance during the regular season)
Panthers (Fazz)
Fazz led the league with the highest average punting distance with his punter Rigoberto Sanchez, averaging 53.5 yards per punt.
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THE COFFIN AWARD
(Most punts inside the 20 yard line during the regular season)
Steelers (RD)
RD led the league with the most punts inside the 20 yard line with 14 total on the season.